Spain · March 2027 · By Invitation Only

Romance Me

A luxury memoir & storytelling immersion
for women who already know they have a story.

LocationA Chateau in Spain
DurationSeven Days
DatesMarch 2027
SeatsIntimate & Limited
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"You don't need a new life.
You need a new way of seeing
the one you already lived."

Romance Me is a seven-day European chateau experience where women step out of self-abandonment and into authorship — through writing, somatic embodiment, and identity expression. This is not a guided tour of Spain. This is a literary bubble.

Why This Exists

I built this because I lived what you're carrying.

There was a season of my life where I was performing the role of a woman I had agreed to become — and I was good at it. Good wife. Good nurse. Good mother. Good daughter. I had a whole life built on someone else's terms. And I kept waiting to feel alive inside of it.

Then came the night everything broke open. 3am. A discovery I wasn't supposed to make. And I had a choice: go back to sleep, or finally wake up.

"I woke up. What I found on the other side wasn't someone new — it was someone I had abandoned so long ago I almost didn't recognize her."

I went to Spain. I stood on the grounds of a private chateau — the hills rolling behind me, the light pouring through stone windows — and I understood: Your story is not a burden. It is a book.

— Carli B. Webb, RN · The Empowerment Artist

The Chateau
The Gathering Space
Writing Space

The Living GroundsFive private acres at a chateau thirty minutes along the coast of Spain — a garden that has been waiting for you.

What Happens Inside

A seven-day curated immersion
designed to open, awaken, and author.

01

Literary Memoir Workshops

A literary coach guides you through extracting meaning, structuring chapters, and shaping your narrative voice. You leave with a complete memoir outline and the beginning of your manuscript.

02

Embodiment & Movement

Morning yoga opens your nervous system. Afternoon dance embodiment reconnects you to the body that held every story. Breathwork and somatic sessions complete the circle.

03

Editorial Identity Photography

A professional photographer captures each woman in satin and heels — the visual identity of who she is becoming. For your book cover, your platform, or simply your truth.

04

Evening Table & Pianist

A classically trained pianist plays each evening. Dinner is catered. Breakfast on the grounds at 9am. The days are structured; the evenings are sacred.

05

The Village & The Sea

A Spanish village two miles from the Mediterranean. Mountain views. Optional walks to cafes, markets, and the coast. Five private acres rented entirely for your group.

06

Community & Circle

A private community app before, during, and after the retreat for teaching, support, and sisterhood around personal truth, family dynamics, and full expression.

Every Morning at Nine

The table is already set.
It has been waiting for you.

Freshly pressed orange juice. Warm croissants and pastries. A charcuterie board of jamón, fresh local cheese, and cured salami. Artisan bread, vine-ripened tomatoes, and homemade jam from the estate's own fruit.

All of it set on a marble table inside the chateau's sunroom — a beautiful enclosed morning room with tall scalloped windows, Spanish tile, and palm fronds catching the light. Outside those windows: the garden in full bloom, the hills beyond, and the quiet of a village just waking up.

This is not room service. This is a woman being nourished in a place that sees her. Breakfast here is the first act of the day — and the first reminder that you came here to be held.

A Day in the Life

This is what your days will feel like.

Morning

Breakfast on the Terrace

Promptly at nine. The marble table is set with local fruit, artisan bread, fresh cheese, pressed juice, and homemade jam — eaten slowly, with intention, as the morning light moves across the garden.

Mid-Morning

Yoga on the Grand Terrace

We move outside to the expansive balcony terrace overlooking the gardens and hills. Gentle movement to open the body and settle the nervous system before the literary work begins. The air is cool. The view is wide. This is how we prepare.

Midday

Literary Workshop with the Coach

Your literary coach guides you through the architecture of your story — extracting meaning, identifying your chapters, shaping the narrative thread that has run through your whole life.

Afternoon

Free Time & Integration

Three hours entirely yours. Walk to the village. Sit in the garden. Write in the quiet. Take the road toward the coast and stand at the edge of the Mediterranean. Let what came up in the morning settle into the body.

Late Afternoon

Women's Embodiment Dance

Not performance — remembrance. This is movement as medicine. We gather and move together in a way that has nothing to do with how you look and everything to do with how you feel. Your body holds the story your mind is learning to tell.

Evening

Catered Dinner

A full dinner prepared and served each evening. The table is long. The conversation is deep. This is where the women in the room begin to see each other — fully.

After Dinner

Wine & Piano

A classically trained pianist plays as the evening settles. Wine is poured. No agenda, no instruction — just beauty as a closing ritual. This is what it feels like when your life is finally on your terms.

The Invitation

"Every door you've been afraid to open has been leading here."

"I went to Spain to find a location.
I found a calling."

— Carli B. Webb · A Chateau in Spain · 2026

She Already Knows

A woman with her arms raised
is not asking permission.

In the garden of our Spanish chateau, there is a marble figure. She stands in the pine forest, arms lifted above her head, face turned toward the light. She has been standing there for a long time.

She is not waiting. She is not afraid. She has already arrived at the place you are heading. This is who you are becoming. This is why you are here.

The Mediterranean

"Two miles from the chateau.
Your afternoons are yours."

After your literary session, after the embodiment work, the afternoon is open. Walk the road to the coast. Feel the sand. Stand at the edge of the Mediterranean and remember that your life has an expanse to it you have barely begun to explore.

This is what freedom feels like in your body. This is what you came here for.

What You Will Leave With

More than a retreat.
A new relationship with your life.

Writing your story is not an intellectual process. It is an identity shift. Here is what you carry home.

Is This You?

This is for women who have lived deeply.
Beginners in articulation — not in life.

You have survived things people don't know about. Your inner world is so rich, so layered, so full of hard-won wisdom — but it's largely unexpressed. You've said "I should write a book" more times than you can count.

You are not looking for motivation. You are not looking for another workshop. You are ready to translate your life into readable form.

Your story has been on someone else's terms for long enough. For seven days in Spain — it will be on yours.

This experience is not for:

Women looking for a vacation. Women seeking general motivation. Women who want to be told what their story means. This is an immersive, intensive literary and identity experience — for women ready to do the real work.

The Identity Photography Experience

The woman in satin already knows who she is.

One or two days of your retreat are dedicated to an editorial photography session with a professional photographer who specializes in identity portraiture.

You will be photographed in satin and heels. Not because of what you're wearing — but because of what it unlocks. The image that comes back will show you the woman who owned her story.

Book cover. Author headshot. Or simply the proof you finally believed.

Your Guide

Carli B. Webb
The Empowerment Artist

Carli B. Webb is a registered nurse, recording artist, frequency healing practitioner, retreat leader, and keynote speaker. She lives at the intersection of clinical science, original music, and women's identity work.

She built Romance Me because she lived what you're carrying. The life on someone else's terms. The 3am awakening. The slow, sacred work of reclaiming your own story.

She went to Spain to find a location. She found a calling.

Registered Nurse Recording Artist Frequency Practitioner Retreat Leader Keynote Speaker

"Romance is not something you find outside of yourself. It's something you remember — when you stop abandoning your own story."

The Investment

Seven days that will change
how you see the rest of your life.

This is a private, intimate experience. Seats are intentionally limited to preserve the quality and depth of the work.

Shared Room

$3,500

per person

  • Shared accommodations
  • All meals included
  • Literary coach sessions
  • All embodiment workshops
  • Editorial photography
  • Community app access

Private Room

$4,500

per person

  • Private accommodations
  • All meals included
  • Literary coach sessions
  • All embodiment workshops
  • Editorial photography
  • Community app access

Flights and personal travel not included. All chateau meals, workshops, literary coach, embodiment sessions, evening pianist, and editorial photography are included in full.

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Private Room

$4,500

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Shared Room

$3,500

Twin room · 2 women · 2 available

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Your story is ready
to be written.

Romance Me is by invitation only. Submit your request and Carli will personally review and respond within 48 hours. Seats are intentionally limited. When the room is full, it is full.

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